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Forum: Kung Fu Forum Today, 09:08 AM
Replies: 303
Views: 35,142
Posted By bawang
bruce lee gained 25 lb of mucles and lost them...

bruce lee gained 25 lb of mucles and lost them over and over. dude is cantonese and had a full beard. LOL
Forum: Kung Fu Forum Today, 09:01 AM
Replies: 303
Views: 35,142
Posted By bawang
if bruce lee had legitimate legacy i would at...

if bruce lee had legitimate legacy i would at least support him. but he married a hillbilly who only milks him for money so she doesnt have to work.

basically he trained wing chun, got beat up...
Forum: Shaolin Kung Fu Today, 08:50 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 68
Posted By bawang
this is a made up bullsh1t form.

this is a made up bullsh1t form.
Forum: Kung Fu Forum Today, 08:41 AM
Replies: 303
Views: 35,142
Posted By bawang
bruce lee was on steroids and couldnt even beat...

bruce lee was on steroids and couldnt even beat up a chinatown illegal immigrant waiter. LOL
Forum: Kung Fu Forum Today, 08:37 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 284
Posted By bawang
like how banana asians pinch their eyebrows and...

like how banana asians pinch their eyebrows and widen their eyes trying to be more "expressive", an "expressive form" looks just as pathetic.


srs man, u ever seen those kind of asian people?...
Forum: Kung Fu Forum Yesterday, 05:43 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 284
Posted By bawang
sing them this song ...

sing them this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB3fU0j5tx0
Forum: Kung Fu Forum Yesterday, 05:23 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 788
Posted By bawang
they are not real people. they are like beasts,...

they are not real people. they are like beasts, donkeys and cows.
Forum: Kung Fu Forum Yesterday, 10:42 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 1,862
Posted By bawang
this is a very beautiful story. i cry tears like...

this is a very beautiful story. i cry tears like the yellow river and shoot milk from penus.
Forum: Kung Fu Forum Yesterday, 10:09 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 256
Posted By bawang
any times money is emphasized, you devalue kung...

any times money is emphasized, you devalue kung fu.

if u have to use "tactics" to get people to sign up for classes, they wont stay for long.
Forum: Kung Fu Forum Yesterday, 10:04 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 1,862
Posted By bawang
i dont see how its irrelevant. kung fu adds color...

i dont see how its irrelevant. kung fu adds color to my life. some people attach electrodes to their genitals to feel human. some people let big black men bang their wives to feel alive. i train kung...
Forum: Kung Fu Forum Yesterday, 09:23 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 1,862
Posted By bawang
personally kung fu gave me the mental fortitude...

personally kung fu gave me the mental fortitude to face my problems in life. a girl tried to get me fired at work last year, so i got her fired.


when i visited china, i gave a homeless woman 400...
Forum: Kung Fu Forum Yesterday, 09:13 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 1,862
Posted By bawang
i take a stick and stab the air 100 times every...

i take a stick and stab the air 100 times every day, then chop the air 100 times every day. i pierce my worrys and split apart my obstacles in life. kung fu helps me mentally.

i dont larp because...
Forum: Kung Fu Forum Yesterday, 09:04 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 1,862
Posted By bawang
nerds and weirdos larp for the fun of it. its a...

nerds and weirdos larp for the fun of it. its a childlike activity like cops and robbers. people look for something deeper in martial arts. larping is just pretend, but in kung fu, people...
Forum: Kung Fu Forum Yesterday, 08:51 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 1,862
Posted By bawang
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oWAb5NVALw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oWAb5NVALw
Forum: Kung Fu Forum Yesterday, 07:53 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 1,862
Posted By bawang
of course its wrong with that. it makes you a...

of course its wrong with that. it makes you a giant stupid poosy.
Forum: Kung Fu Training and Health 05-22-2013, 04:49 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 257
Posted By bawang
no it dpes not. viktor belort lied.

no it dpes not. viktor belort lied.
Forum: Kung Fu Forum 05-22-2013, 04:27 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 1,862
Posted By bawang
when i watch iraq war footage, i shoot milk from...

when i watch iraq war footage, i shoot milk from penus.
Forum: Kung Fu Forum 05-22-2013, 03:58 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 1,862
Posted By bawang
triple barrel pole cannon is still practiced by...

triple barrel pole cannon is still practiced by martial artists in fujian. its also part of village festivals.
Forum: Kung Fu Forum 05-22-2013, 01:21 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 1,862
Posted By bawang
gun is martial art. swinging a deformed...

gun is martial art.

swinging a deformed retarded looking cartoon tinfoil sword is not martial art. its gaytial art. you train to be gay.
Forum: Kung Fu Forum 05-22-2013, 01:15 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 477
Posted By bawang
you need to say, "i am john wang, famous shuai...

you need to say, "i am john wang, famous shuai jiao master. come visit my school. if u DARE, poosy. if u DARE."

if someone disagree with me in wombat combat, i say, "god is the teacher, you are...
Forum: Shaolin Kung Fu 05-22-2013, 11:07 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,434
Posted By bawang
you dont need to go check it out. click on the...

you dont need to go check it out. click on the webwsite gallery. its full of skinny old people.
Forum: Kung Fu Forum 05-22-2013, 08:24 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 1,862
Posted By bawang
thats why u will never find the real kung fu.

thats why u will never find the real kung fu.
Forum: Shaolin Kung Fu 05-22-2013, 08:22 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,434
Posted By bawang
looks fake

looks fake
Forum: Kung Fu Forum 05-21-2013, 02:53 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 1,862
Posted By bawang
gun kata meditation ...

gun kata meditation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=BLycJmev8UM#t=179s
Forum: Kung Fu Forum 05-21-2013, 02:32 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 477
Posted By bawang
like that old japanese zen monk that grabs white...

like that old japanese zen monk that grabs white woman student titties to awaken them to zen, i grab titties of kung fu people to awaken them to truth.
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