1. General Kwan's first sword was called Gene Ching. It weight 316 lbs and could run the 40 in 3.9 seconds.
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1. General Kwan's first sword was called Gene Ching. It weight 316 lbs and could run the 40 in 3.9 seconds.
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2. Gene Ching was an original member of KISS. He played the Hammond B-3, in
the makeup of a Kabuki warrior.
3. Gene Ching was banned from the MGM Grand in Las Vegas for the inapropiate use of the phrase "KA CHING"
4. Gene Ching learned to speak Chinese by absorbing the language through acid tabs at a Grateful Dead concert.
5. Gene Ching spelled backwards is gnihC eneG which is acidic Chinese for "Chuck Norris".
ITs all in his GENES, he is a Genetic masterpiece
Opps another pointless post
i gotta watch them
9. Gene Ching learned the arts of terrorism from Carlos "the Jackyl" and then blew up PamAm flight 103
10. Gene was once referred to by a hooker as a swell guy, he then proceeded to murder her in rural arkansas
11. Gene once rescued a trapped puppy from a well.
12. Gene was a pivitol member of the 1973 junior world champion midget tossing team.
13. Gene currently holds the world record for consuming the largest amount flan in one sitting.
14) Gene ching once killed a kangaroo just by staring at it
15) Gene Ching has a small fetish for collecting the urine samples of well known tv commercial stars and rubbing them on his bruises.
hehehehe i should know i was one of the midgets:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Judge Pen
16. Gene Ching is having a really stressful December between trying to make deadline, kicking guys in the junk and being interviewed by morning shock jock Dj's about it. This thread isn't helping, but he's going to have nachos for lunch and will feel better about it all after. ;)
17) Gene Ching's chi is so strong it could easily whipe out world hunger in one single blast, but he refuses to do so because of a childhood trauma induced by faulty wiring.
18. As a right of passage for man hood, Gene killed a pack of rabid Hyena's with his bare hands.