http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...pf_rd_i=507846
check out the reviews...somebody from KFM forums has been moonlighting...hah!
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http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...pf_rd_i=507846
check out the reviews...somebody from KFM forums has been moonlighting...hah!
This is the most tremendous review ever written for the three wolf moon t-shirt:
First, the most awesome AND magic shirt ever made-
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...jL._AA280_.jpg
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This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
:)hilarious.
I wonder what would happen if I carried a black light velvet picture of Elvis around Mal-Wart?
you're slipping bro.
I mean the boobs are fine, but that top one is bordering on dayum ugly.
not your standard offerings.
:p
Hey, I got keep it real for those that like the fuglies !!Quote:
Originally Posted by David Jamieson
:D
On a side note, it was the wrong "size matters" one, this is the right one I wanted to post.
http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/de...s589152702.jpg
Following in line with the above post I came across this on Amazon as well... go to the comments. it's worth it.
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-M...ref=pd_sbs_a_5
another hilarious one. This is a must read in the comments.
http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkad...f=pd_sbs_gro_5
Hys-frickin-sterical.
I saw that shirt once on this fireplug of a bulldyke at the Folsom street fair. She had four - FOUR - supermodel quality femmes in lingerie on leashes. It was one of those uniquely San Francisco, uniquely Folsom street, experiences.
Too cool !!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucas
http://tshirthell.vo.llnwd.net/e1/sh...a719_thumb.jpg
ya haha. i have a couple shirts from them. great conversation starters lol
i think im going to buy the calvin & hobbes one next