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Stretch machine helps you attain full splits
Kickboxer says martial arts helped him save kidnapped child in South America
Is wearing leg warmers to class acceptable?
New rebreakable boards in three levels of difficulty
Martial arts school insurance now available!
I thought Tae Bo was a product of the 90's?
This is G80's:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxBdgfvlYIg
"Forget training the square horse... Prancercise will unleash your inner stallion!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew
The fiercest fighting styles have a look to match. Unleash your inner warrior with the power of the Mullet!
This man can hit you 1000 times before you hit the ground - Speed hitting secrets with the master of speed hitting. - 9.95
Be Just Like Bruce Lee and have the deadliest hands in the world.
This man trained the Navy Seals in EVERYTHING they know.
Conceal your shurikens in this handy belt pouch.
Glo-Chuks ™ get some!
Foam-Chuks™ Get none! All the twirling speed fury with none of the self injury!
Is your mullet affecting your form? Try the new onyx dragon kung fu pony tail hair tie. Seconds as a garotte!
Acid wash Gi's! At last!
Should Gi's have shoulder pads too?
Wen-Do! Empower yourself... (at least until reality strikes)
New American system of eclectic kung fu - Han Foo Wa (a.k.a., Hand-Foot Way).
This man says he can kick your @ss and he's offering up an open challenge to prove it! Meet Rorion Gracie.
Greetings,
"Wearing Hammer Pants Improved My Kung Fu"
"Won Ten Consecutive Full Contact Tournaments With Hammer Pants"
"Scored Three Pairs of Legs Wearing Hammer Pants"
"Hammer Pants, The New Khaki"
"Hammer Pants: Kung Fu Diaper -- Yeah!!!"
"Jesus Knew Kung Fu and Wore Hammer Pants"
"Hammer Pants and a Mullet: Unbeatable Kung Fu"
"Rowdy Roddy Piper Converts to Jesus and Hammer Pants"
mickey
That's what they want you to think! :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by yutyeesam
I know the original, sercret origins! :eek:
New dipped foam sparring gear gives you more freedom of movement!
Karate uniforms in new improved material: 50% Cotton 50% Polyester
China now allows more foreigners in! What will martial artists find?
The Balisong knife is a ninja weapon
"How to Scale Walls with Your Cat Claws and Grappling Hook"
Secret internal Tae Kwon Do forms, anybody have the videos?
"How Finish Any Fight With a Spinning Back Kick"
Ninjitsu was actually made for peace... Not ruthless assassination like in every ninja movie.
What a strange historical rewrite! "We were just playing in the sand and catching fish in the mountains when these pesky samurai came along and threatened our ancestral temple. So we learned camouflage and fighting to protect ourselves."
The actual history is probably more like, "we trained cool crazy stuff all day so the shogun could hire us. One day he became threatened by his need for us and how good we were which made him hunt is down. The my future white American cousin Stephen K. Hayes became the father of American ninjitsu and grid to mad me look like the good guy."
Well guys I just paid $50 for my belt promotion test: three stripes on my yellow belt.
I passed and got a cool certificate to frame.