sock puppet to naked man: "do I have to wrestle the snake again?"
:p < this smiley is particularly gay by the way.
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sock puppet to naked man: "do I have to wrestle the snake again?"
:p < this smiley is particularly gay by the way.
Forums are like public toilets. The threads are piissing or spitting contests. The posters are piissers and spitters. The moderators are the janitors.
How many types of forums? As many as the sands on the beach or the stars in the sky. It is all because of internet.
A. Vulgarity forum:
I piiss longer and spit further. Oh ya, you are condesending. Your piiss and spit are not effective. I bet you duno how to piiss or spit. I call you out for a piiss or spit down. It is light contact. Otherwise, you duno what you are saying about your piisses and spits. My school of piissing and spitting is better than your school. Your school is BS. You guys never come to the mixed piissing contest. If you do not piiss, you do not know how to piiss, period.
B. Doctor (information) forum:
Let us do urinalysis and DNA test on your piiss and spit. Specific gravity too high, you need to drink more. SG too low, we need cbc/chem/T4 panel to check your liver and kidney function. bilirubin, ketone and sugar, men, you have diabetes. let us do water deprivation test and a blood panel to see if it melitus or insipidus. Oh blood, white blood cell, bacteria and oops gonorhea---
Your spit is thick---
C. Laywer (suing) forum:
You piiss on me. Everything you said in your posts will be used against you. I will sue you for harrasment, threaten to piiss on me, damage to clothes or property, defilements. You may remain piissless and spitless and get a lawyer to piiss and spit for you. I will see you in court. I get a warrant and subpeona on all of your posts or piisses and spits.
D. Monk forum:
Your piiss got anger, stress, murdering intent and Qi. Chill out. My piiss got peace and harmony. Go piiss at a tree. Oops. I mean go hug a tree.
On and on.
The mods come out. Well you guys shut up and piiss already. Or I will turn off the lights and lock the door or the thread.
So the question is that which type of a piisser are you?
The vulgarity, the doctor, the lawyer, the monk or ---
I will shut up and do my piiss now.
:confused: :D ;) :p
It is a post to entertain.
It is humor.
No other things intended.
This is a disclaimer for the previous post.
:)
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Originally Posted by SPJ
Not bad my friend....not bad. That about sums it up doesn't it? I think I **** a little of everything depending on who Im talking to....
One avatar out of 6000+. Yeah, it's like an avalanche.Quote:
Originally Posted by AndyM
Uh, yeah. That would be because ... they are a tiny part. Hell, the only thing JKD took from Praying Mantis was the elevation change.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vankuen
My god! Your insight! I'm awed by your intellect ...
Like I said, you are just the CLEVEREST MAN ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH. You and Andy are GENIUSES at making witty comments, absolute geniuses. I'm double-awed and inspired by your wit and grace.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vankuen
That's it, I convert! Wing Chun is the only art that works! Hail WC!
You actually believe that anything you *cough* studied *cough* as a toddler was martial arts? Okay ... say, on your planet, the turtles sing, don't they? And the sky is a lovely shade of lemon, I'll bet.
You have "numerous" black belts? Wow, I'm EVEN MORE IMPRESSED. Numerous! Is that more than "lots"? Your dedication is amazing, you must spend 12-15 hours a day training. Lord knows, you can't possibly have had time to do anything else.
*pause*
Oh, and everyone here is INVITED AND WELCOMED to come to Bullshido ANYTIME and post. You can say anything you like ... we don't even have silly word filters so you can talk like a grown-up. Talk smack, talk respectful, anything you like. Anytime. Please. Bullshido is about open, free discussion.
Discussion, you see, dosen't mean: "Sit in a room talking with a bunch of people who already agree with you and congratulate yourself on how open minded you are". Discussion includes dissent.
And when you taunt a tiger, you should be careful that its chain is actually fastened to something.
Was that pseudo-Asian enough for you guys?
JKDC What was Bri Thai banned for? :confused:
Actually, I do think that what I've done from my inception point on was martial arts. It didn't start to materialize as a "fighting art" until I gained experience (even though the mechanics were present). Depending on your maturity level, where you're from and what your surroundings are, this typically happens around the teen years. And to answer your obvious rhetorical question...that's actually all I did do as a child is practice martial arts. That WAS my past time. I enjoyed it and didn't know any better. I did take time off to watch kung fu theatre though.Quote:
Originally Posted by JKDChick
You seem to get abrasive for no real reason, and regardless of actual age, (just as I did at your place...) are acting like a child. Free thinking is not the same as immaturity. Not to imply anything.
Anyway, people will continue to do what they do, until they decide to do otherwise, regardless of what's said in these forums...such is life.
**keep in mind that no one here is saying to you that wing chun is the only working system. You're spouting off without thinking with this one. Not a big deal, we've all done it at one point or another. Just making a point here.
Re: Bri Thai
He was banned by a former staff member ... for reasons I trusted at the time and now realise I don't understand and may not believe. Actually, we're (the staff) reviewing the whole thing and if I (we) can't find a concrete reason soon I believe he'll be re-instated.
I do re-call him being very trollish, vulgar, threatening and insulting but the time-frame is what's important. Who started it?
I was being insulted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vankuen
Also, THIS? This is not me "being abrasive". If I was being abrasive, I'd already be banned.
I'm being abrasive? I've made vulgar personal attacks against people TOTALLY unprompted? Please.
Not saying I've been a model of decorum or anything, but I'm really not the only person acting like an asswipe here. But if Andy Murray is a respected member of this community, I would expect people to be too blind to legally drive in most countries.
No, actually, I'm acting like a grown-up who dosen't agree with you. I'm using specific rhetorical tactics to make points, which include mockery, mimicry and irony; the fact that I have MORE in my arsenal than I've used is a simply because I don't go to a higher level or argument till it's warrented. You are starting to warrent that, since you are responding with relatively reasoned arguments.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vankuen
Don't be dishonest though; it wins you no moral highground. You ARE implying things.
I AM immature. I'm also agressive, un-compromising and reasonably intelligent.
It's a knee jerk, insulting Wing Chun. Because I know that small parts of it work and that's masked by the idiocy of 95% of the practioners.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vankuen
It's the internet; people talk and talk and talk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vankuen
I will say this about Muay Thai and BJJ fighters, they tend to back up what they talk about more than your average CMA stylist ... that's just my opinion from my own personal experience. I know SOME great CMA stylists who challenge themselves and test out, no doubt about it. But most MMA I know do this on a regular basis.
Also, would be more comfortable getting into a street situation with a guy who has a lot of NHB tournament experience then with a TMA who has only drilled what to do in class. Being comfortable and familiar with violence is the biggest thing to overcome. Technique is a dime a dozen, everyone has theirs.
...
Anyone know when the next Bull$hido Throwdown is in NYC? I'm in Puerto Rico March 9 to 17th put would like to participate.
trollish: Check.Quote:
Originally Posted by JKDChick
vulgar: Maybe
insulting :Check
threatening : I never noticed him do that.
I was just wondering. Thanks JKDC
Get something Homeopathic for that rash before it get's infected sweetie. You got something under your skin. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by JKDChick
You know what I like about Bullshido?
99% of them have "teh real" TKD, and everyone else sucks. :rolleyes:
Here's the thread, looks like March 20th.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray Pina
http://bullshido.net/forums/showthre...t=18511&page=3
Does this statement make sense in another language, and only incidentally resembles English words? That would seem most likely.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterKiller
But didn't you just find out that you've been doing Wushu? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by MasterKiller
Just joined again!
yep that's me looking for more peeps to train with in the GTA.
always up for this throwdown stuff too.
hope I get some replies.
I just find it highly ironic that a website dedicated to busting MA frauds is mostly populated by TKD practitioners.Quote:
Originally Posted by JKDChick
BTW, that's the second time you've used that joke. Are you already out of material?
Huh? Osiris does TKD. He's also a wrestler. And a good fighter. That's about the only prominant member who does. Some of us USED to do TKD before we escaped.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterKiller
We know better now. Those of us who survived.
You shoulda picked something that made sense, like Kenpo or Taji or something if you were trying to make a point.
So, let's do the math:
Let's say 250 members practise TKD as their primary art. I 'd say that's high given that OS is about the only person who admits to it.
250/6000 is 0.042%
Okay, let's triple that number:
750/6000 = .13%
Still not seeing a majority here.
No, I was asking you a question since your statement was suffciently non-sensical to make me doubt your sanity.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterKiller
And one joke would appear to be more than you have, so I wouldn't throw stones.
Basic intelligence, rationality and the ability to think?Quote:
Originally Posted by Vankuen
Yup! :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by MasterKiller
750, my @ss. I suppose you think you have 5,250 MT/BJJ/MMA posters.Quote:
Originally Posted by JKDChick
I would venture a guess that at least 1/3 of the Bullshido population is either TKD or Krotty, and that's a conservative estimate.
Oh yeah, I forgot. You're all MMA (including you). :rolleyes:
You made the claim. Prove it. Really.
Also, you are the only person on the planet who has EVER made this accusation. EVERYONE else calls us BJJ/MMA thugs. Get with the program.
That's the image you try to promote. And I'm sure some of the more prominent guys are legit, but check the average thread and you have one or two real MMA players who generate a lot of masturbation material for the rest of the Krotty-chopping community. I like the place and I post there occassionally, but The Underground, you ain't.Quote:
Originally Posted by JKDChick
Actually, I did your work for you.
Using the "Primary Style" field in the User Profile:
Bullshido has (out of 8137 members)
156 members who list TKD
423 who list Tae Kwon Do or some varient
That's : 579 -- and MANY of those are duplicates.
(579/8137 = 7.1%)
As for Karate:
1 who lists "krotty"
286 for Karate
94 for Kenpo
88 for Kempo
Again, tones of duplicates to reach a total of: 469
(469/8137 = 5.8%)
Adding them together:
1048/8137 = 13% for Karate/TKD
Others:
515 for BJJ alone
191 for MMA
357 some form of "jitsu"
236 for Judo
98 for JKD
Total: 1397 (about 17%)
Last time I looked, 1397 was more than 1048 (which includes both TKD and Karate in some form). And yet neither is an overwhelming majority. Searches for the CMA's turn up results similar to the TKD/Karate ones.
This suggests ... Bullshido is what is claims to be. An open community where results matter more than style.
I know of one poster here who studies only JKD, but on Bullshido he claims MT/BJJ so he will be taken seriously. Multiply his example by about 3,500 and you'll get a fair assessment of the average Bullshidoka.
My method involves mathematics and concrete data, assembled in a logical and consistent manner.
Your method involves anonymous testimony from someone who probably dosen't exist and a certain level of tear-stained denial. I'm sorry, sweetie, to burst your little bubble. You go back to the Underground then, and talk about who's just the most awesomest Pride fighter EVER!
I've been FIGHTING the widely spread claim that Bullshido is a bunch of MMA thugs for years now, which you would have noted if you had the reading comprehension of a trained parakeet and it was interesting to have it confirmed in cold, hard numbers. I need to triage this data now, and spread it around.
You can take comfort that from your idiocy will spring good.
P.S. Oh, by the way? JKD is just a way of training in MMA. I should probably by BJJChick or something but JKDChick is what i started with and I thought it was better to be consistent.
P.P.S. I wonder what the numbers for Muay Thai, Wrestling, Pankration, Kickboxing and boxing are? Hmm ....
Why all the personal attacks? Did Daddy fist you too much when you were little?
Or maybe not enough?
Have to say, JKDChick writes well. She seems smart.
You forgot BJJ, Sanda, Judo, Sport Jujutsu (not jitsu) and fencing. There are people here who do go out and fight and several with excellent reputations. Of course I'm not one of them. There's really not too bad a cross section of people here JChick. You should try to get to know some of them.Quote:
P.P.S. I wonder what the numbers for Muay Thai, Wrestling, Pankration, Kickboxing and boxing are? Hmm ....
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Originally Posted by JKDChick
In an ideal world yes...but not everyone has that capacity. That's why things are the way they are. I've met some people that are so common sense lacking that I actually thought they were asking me certain questions just to play with me...but they weren't. They were serious.
It's evident when you look at people's stories of being burned by those mcdojo's, true that eventually people learned, but it was usually not from them simply thinking about it, it was from a handful of whoop@ss that did it.
Andddddddd ....
I WIN.
Thanks for playing, here's a lovely parting gift:
You would have looked smarter if you had responded to what I posted with the the FACT that my METHOD was fine, the potential results are flawed due to the self-reporting aspect of the database.
Oh, I know. I've never claimed otherwise. I was responding to the ridiculous assertion that a majority of the 8000+ members of Bullshido all fall into a few styles, MMA, BJJ, TKD or anything really.Quote:
Originally Posted by rogue
I hear ya. But cut out the **** talk about TKD OK. I do TKD and I've never lost a fight. Then all of the fights have been against WC people so they may not count. :D
Note to WC people: It's just a joke, so relax. :p
"Why all the personal attacks? Did Daddy fist you too much when you were little?"
Mk, if you take a jaunt over to Bullshido you'd see that JKDchick tends to be one of the "outspoken" not overly bright members of the board. She tends to spend alot of time mouting off, about other arts, about other practitioners, about anything she thinks anyone will listen too. That's why I'm not terribly surprised she made an appearance here ;) :cool:
"I hear ya. But cut out the **** talk about TKD OK. I do TKD and I've never lost a fight. Then all of the fights have been against WC people so they may not count. "
THAT'S IT!!!!! DEATH MATCH YOU FUKKER!!!!! You and I are fighting to the death and I mean it so get your ass to my achool so I can pummel you freely until your blood flows and the life ebbs from your stinking TKD body!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Don't you mean JKD takes an MMA approach to training hmmm?Quote:
Originally Posted by JKDChick
I could classify the typical member more simply. :DQuote:
Oh, I know. I've never claimed otherwise. I was responding to the ridiculous assertion that a majority of the 8000+ members of Bullshido all fall into a few styles, MMA, BJJ, TKD or anything really.
I do have some regard for maybe about ten members of BS
So you know!
Asia (believe it or not)
The Wastrel
Matsufubu
Phrost
Knight Errant
Matt Bernius
Schwarma
A few others too, who know when it is better to say nothing.
The rest can go flagellate themselves with thorn bushes.
As for you, you only imagine you employ higher rhetoric.
You unerringly miss the relative points put to you, and focus on what you expect to see. You set a good example for 8,000+ members who develop the same characteristics.
Now why not stick around as a member here, and perhaps explain why you feel JKD is Kung Fu.
You could start by explaining what Kung Fu is and see if you get out of the starting blocks.
Certainly, you are doing little to promote BS here. Or perhaps you are? ;)
This thread is like watching Andy Griffith Show reruns over and over. :rolleyes:
Barney's put his bullet in his gun and Aunt Bee's gone off the deep end, all the while Andy's gone to Mt. Pilot with Helen and is no where to be found.
-Will
Don't make us lock this thread. Keep it civil to the best of your abilities (or just take it on over to Bullshido ;) )