Yeah, you know who really knew how to treat royalty? Robespierre.
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Yeah, you know who really knew how to treat royalty? Robespierre.
"You talking to me? Well, your face initials bowling balls greenly under the furious moonshine."
The moment or so of utter confusion usually gives me time to sprint for my car.
I am sure I once saw that line as a translation subtitle in one of the old kung fu movies. :DQuote:
Originally posted by FatherDog
"You talking to me? Well, your face initials bowling balls greenly under the furious moonshine."
The moment or so of utter confusion usually gives me time to sprint for my car.
I thought for a moment he'd been possessed by blooming lotus.
Except we don't pay anything to the crown. We leave that to the Brits. Who wants Canadian money anyways? Since the constitution was repartiated in 1978, the monarchy is largely a figurehead. Although the Govenour General certainly knows how to spend as if she were the Queen. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by MonkeySlap Too
If Canada is so great, why are you all SUBJECTS of the British crown? Royalty is like an appendix, but costs way more...
Canada is great, and so is the USA. We're just like Americans except we say "eh" at the end of our sentences and are addicted to Tim Horton's coffee. :D
Friend, there is nothing between me and you but air and opportunity. But, the only things stopping you is fear and common sense.
Watch out! She knows Kung Fu!
*hides behind wife*
*When guy has loud-mouth girl with him trying to start a fight*
Just because she's stupid doesn't mean you have to get hurt.
Just a big, friendly smile.
Chinwoo-er - is that Lula?
Lately alls its taken is...
*chuckle* "You dont wanna fight me, sport."
If it continues past that, Ill say something like
"Okay dude, but if you fight me, Im going to break your arm just to teach you a lesson."
All the time you must remain calm and say these things like you are offering them a cookie.
...
A much less than appealing cookie.
lol... forgot about that one.Quote:
Originally posted by Water Dragon
Watch out! She knows Kung Fu!
*hides behind wife*
Works better to look at the wife, then nod the head at the offender whilst saying "hey baby, handle my lightweight."
I once read an article in Black Belt Magazine (yes, I used to read it, I'm sorry to say) where a Karate black belt who had never been in a fight, always wondered in the back of his mind whether or not his training would work in a real fight. The day finally came when he was approached by two thugs at his car. Dude looked up at God and simply said, "Thank you." Then he looked at the thugs and got into a ready stance. The thugs ran off.
I wouldnt say one d@mn thing! i would just stand at a casual ready position and just stare directly at them,,,and wait.
reason? why offer any more fuel to thier BS fire? 9 times out of 10 its a peac0ck standoff with alot of words being tossed here and there,,,i just dont say a thing. you can pretty much figure out their intent when you just remain silent and at the ready,,,and they usually call you some insult and then walk away.
the point is that i think alot of us who have been in the sh!T do not like to play games anymore,i know i dont. so i wont play their game. usually when they see that i am not going to respond to them and that i am waiting for them to attack,,it puts them off guard and the situation is usually dispelled.
but as a joke warning? hmm let me think,,hey how about this one
"all you need is love ,,da da dada daaa,,, all you need is love,,, da dada daaa,,, all you need is love ,,love,,love is all you need" and spin around and smile and when they are laughing and think that you are totally ridiculous,,,THATS WHEN YOU KICK THEM RIGHT IN THE THROAT.":cool:
Peace,,,TWS
I'm a Nihilist; I believe in nothing!
(begins whirling bowling ball bag)